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Alexander the Great said that he was afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.

 But that’s sure as hell not what’s going on here.

 Find out how little control of the situation Zog has in Part Forty: An Army Of Lambs Led By A Lion Cub

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imperiumwife:

himymawesomeny:

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lyonsheart:

#let’s play guess the endgame one more time 

Okay you know what I was just gonna reblog this and say nothing but you know what, I’m pissed off and you wanna know why?

Ted is a Nice Guy. I don’t mean a nice man, no. I mean the motherfucking “Nice Guy” who moans and complains about how women just won’t flock to him and be exactly who he expects of them. He knew from the beginning Robin wanted to focus on her career before marriage. He knew from the beginning she didn’t want kids. She rejected him time after time before they dated the first time. She rejected him time after time after that, for nine goddamn fucking years. His refusal to stop pursuing her, and accept she did not fucking love her, destroyed his relationship with Victoria TWICE. He is the whiny high school teenager bitching because the popular girl he obsesses over just isn’t into him. He is the goddamn Nice Guy, the kind whose every action, every so-called kind deed is done purely out of trying to get Robin to date him.

Robin motherfucking Scherbatsky was an independent woman who not only relied on herself, but expected the men she wanted to be with to be independent and rely on himself, as well. She was career-minded and strong and independent and self-reliant. Those were the traits that doomed her and Ted.

In this gifset we see that Ted did not respect Robin for who she was. He didn’t want her to be self-reliant—he wanted her to rely on him. He’s like so many men out there, so many Nice Guys. Baby, let me take care of you while you put me before everything else, You’re too independent, Robin. I need you to need me, I need you to rely on me. The reason they didn’t work out was because they both wanted and needed different things in relationships, and that’s okay—what isn’t okay is that instead of accepting that, Ted blames her. Tells her that SHE is the reason why they broke up, and something about her is WRONG. He insults her, tells her that her fundamental personality is wrong, and that she is why their relationship failed; that they they just aren’t compatible, no; because she is broken.

She is so upset at this she goes to another ex. He’s the Jerk, you know; the guy who all the Nice Guys in the world call The Asshole. And you know what? You know what this Asshole does? He comforts her, he compliments her. He tells her that those traits, teh traits she’s been belittled and taunted over, the traits that make her broken, the reason why She Can’t Find A Man, are what make her wonderful. Barney loved her for her insecurities, and he supported her independence. He supported her self-reliance. In one scene, this Asshole prove to be far more accepting and mature than the so-called Nice Guy.

So who do she end up with?

Ted.

I really don’t give a shit to reblog it again.

I have never seen something more true than this.

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tsunflowers:

I feel like I’ve said this before but ryouma really needs a hobby. people have a lot of fun with golfing, knitting, dancing… there are a lot of leisure activities that don’t involve staring ominously at people through barbed wire fences or putting your brain in robots

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 She doesn’t even look like she’s supporting her own weight in the new one.

Or has muscles or body fat. The pose is the only thing that’s giving any shape to her legs, for crying out loud.

 Compare the second two gifs, in the older one Ami has nice shapely legs, but in the new one she has what looks like two splinters in boots. There is virtually no delineation between thigh and calf, and that just doesn’t look right.

 Everyone has some shape to their legs, even long distance runners, who have some of the skinniest legs this side of those actually starving to death. Not to mention that people who are starving tend to have disproportionate looking joints because of the muscle they’ve lost.

 So yes, I am going there. In the new one her legs are so skinny that she doesn’t even look anorexic, because that would mean she looks like a real person.

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cosmic-sandbox:

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egberts:

who decided the middle finger was the bad one

and why’s the thumb the good guy in this phalange conundrum

In the 1400s, the French, predicting a
victory over the English in the battle of Agincourt proposed to cut off the middle finger of all of the English soldiers they captured. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw their longbows and therefore they couldn’t fight.The English then won a major battle and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at them.

 Considering that every other time I’ve heard that story, it was the first two fingers on each hand, I’m going to assume this is that story reformulated for an American audience.

 And it’s still not true.

 The middle finger is just the most phallic one. It’s the penis and the index and ring fingers look like testicles.

 If this is not the explanation, frankly I would be surprised.

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the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

or diamonds, or like break into a mall and shop til u drop, get a new wardrobe, get that Maserati you always wanted, rob a bank and take billions so ur set for life…Murder??? SERIOUSLY???

 I’m actually interested to see more of what happens between Purges.

 Since so many people seem to want to commit murder, I’m wondering if there’s a huge campaign and a lot of media encouragement to commit murder.

 If there’s an active devaluation of human life in media.

 (I’m also interested to see how this has affected tourism to the United States, because the Foreign Office would probably declare the whole country a no go zone for two months around the event just to make sure no Britons got stuck there during the Purge. Also, do they pay to ship injured Britons to Canada or Mexico for safety?)

 Actually, second question.

 Immigration. Since immigrants to America often seem desperate enough to do dangerous things to get there, would they sneak in during the Purge? How does the ‘night of no crime’ cover immigration? Is it an exception?

 Would this actually cause a drop in immigration?

 Third question: Embassies. Are they protected during the purge? Is it deemed the duty of the countries themselves? Do they basically get abandoned during the Purge?

 Fourth question: How do Mexico and Canada view this? And Caribbean islands? Do they experience a large influx of Americans during this time? If so, what do they do about it? Do they have policies of allowing them to stay, but they are required to leave next morning?

 Fifth question: Since there are different time zones, do some people head to an earlier time zone for safety? Do some people keep heading west to further enjoy the carnage?

 The next Purge movie should be from the perspective of a foreigner. Someone who isn’t used to this shit.

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People (particularly published authors) need to learn the difference between ‘something can be, and will need to be, improved’ and ‘something sucks’.

 Because the latter does not imply the former.

 It means ‘this sucks’ which is an insult.

 Considering that the biggest obstacle to most new authors is managing to write a first draft, insulting work that may not have even been begun, let alone finished, is not helpful.

 Learn ho to use the English language properly.

 Punchy sound bites aren’t advice.

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douglasmurphy:

I spend a lot of time rambling about the Alpha Pack storyline, Vigenere ciphers and how to decode them, economic disparity theory, and the logistics of a dead pool with a set budget requirement in this review.

But also, 80s Lacrosse Film Villains goin’ around, bein’ villainous, so that’s nice. 

Teen Wolf S4E5: IED review is up at Fission Mailure.

For more 80s Lacrosse Film Villains, and by that I mean ‘aliens’, why not look at this Falling Skies S4E5: Mind Wars review.

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